You should have told him, "I bet I'm the only one here tonight who remembers you playing drums behind Joe Pesci in The Aristocrats." Then he might have said, "You're right. You must be a member of AARP."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.