I guess this is a sign of the times we live in. I just found out that I'm a brand new uncle to a beautiful little girl, Sophia McKenzie. Where did I find this out? Facebook.

I'm still waiting on a phone call from SOMEBODY in my family...

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis