Yes, you're right...
You're walking down the road (yes, on the road), licking a lollipop. A friend drives along in his car and picks you up. You offer him some lollipop. He declines. You drop it out of your window and suddenly feel sorry for -- OH MY GOD THE VOICES ARE BACK -- it. You hop out of the car, breaking your tailbone, but you got the lollipop. Picking it up out of desolate drain it flew into, you attempt to walk with a broken tailbone. Then you drop the lo --THEY CAN HEAR ME -- llipop down your pants and start walking with this sticky shit and a broken tailbone. This awkward way of walking is known well as Hick Walking. And Crazy Walking.
-Penguin