But what did Demi expect?

And before the women jump down my throat here, let me just say that I always say the same thing every time a dopey celebrity man marries a woman 20 years his junior (Paul McCartney, et al.).

When your partner is in his or her 50s or 60s, and you're still in your 30s and looking your very best, the shine wears off the apple pretty quick.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.