But PB, I'm disappointed in you. You totally left out the part where Kutcher strips down to nothing and walks around the house . He walks to the kitchen in the buff the next morning and Berta only as she could do, says she approves. Oh, and when Alan's wife knocked on the door with Jake and sees a naked Kutcher hugging Alan, her remark was only that "I like him."
Alan had the best line, Tis. "Worth a billion dollars and he's hung like an elephant!"
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
He walks to the kitchen in the buff the next morning and Berta only as she could do, says she approves. Oh, and when Alan's wife knocked on the door with Jake and sees a naked Kutcher hugging Alan, her remark was only that "I like him." 
