I meant to post this ages ago. Oh well.

"This one's for Carmine!" Greg Scarpa, blowing away a rival faction member during the Colombo War of the 90's.

"Aargh! My pacemaker fell out!" Joey Teitlebaum, Florida businessman who wore a wire against the mob. When the recording device fell out of his clothes, he yelled out the above, scooped it up and ran out of the building.

"Mamma-mia, why-a dey doo dis to me?" Recorded (somewhat racistly verbatim) by Australian newspapers in the 30's after Queensland Black-Hander Vincenzo D'Agostino's house was blown up with him in it. Apparantly the only person that turned up at his funeral was the paid undertaker.

(cough.)