Originally posted by goombah: [QUOTE] A big stick? I was thinking more like brass knuckles and nunchucks!! I want my little boy's first complete sentence to be "you touch my sister again and I'll kill ya!"
Reminds me of what my father told the boy who was taking my sister on her first date.
He told them as they were leaving to be home by eleven. The boy, knowing my father had a sense of humor jokingly replied, "AM or PM."
Not particularly amused, my father looked him in the eye and said, "I'm not afraid to go to jail, Jack-ass."
I want my little boy's first complete sentence to be "you touch my sister again and I'll kill ya!" 
