So many songs....where to start? Well, I'll start by showing my age:

The first one that popped into my mind is "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson. The tune is nice, but those lyrics?? Gimme a break.

"Brand New Key" by Melanie. Same reasons as above.

"Tin Man" by America. I can remember when I was in college, with roommates and friends blasted out of their faces at parties having "serious" discussions about the "real" meaning of the lyrics. Sorta like trying to find the meaning of life: no one never has - or ever will - come up with the answer, even after the fourth case of beer.

"The Joker" by Steve Miller. Again, all the weed in the world wouldn't have made that song any more comprehensible, but we'd be damned if we stopped trying.

There are lots more, I'm certain. So, I'll probably come back to this later.

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."