I live in the Wichita area of Kansas. It has long been thought around here that there are many wiseguys who are in the witness protection program living in and around our area.
No one knows for sure of course otherwise the program would be worthless but none the less many residents here firmly believe that Wichita, Kansas and South East Kansas have multiple guys in Witsac living in our parts.
FatGirl:Your cute
Me:Ok
FatGirl:So you wanna buy me a drink?
Me:No
FatGirl:Why not?
Me:Well Its tricky pumpkin,If I buy u a drink, every fat girl in here would think I liked fat girls & ask me to buy them a drink also. See ,I dont like fat girls unless im wasted and given Im only one drink deep so far, so you better buy me the drink honey, cause this 20 bucks aint covering the booze and drive thru ill need to take you home tonight
08/13/2009-jvanley Spanky Bar, 3rd stool from the left
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