No please, I'm alive, alive, alive. Jeter can bat No.1, all year, every day. I'm sure his first day back he will go 7 for 7 and the 3,000th hit will be a game winning grand slam. The President will call him, there will be a ticker tape (do they still make ticker tape) parade, he'll get the key to every city in America. I was just trying to banish the demons that have invaded his calf muscle and put voodoo poop on his bat.

Hey,how about that Texia-she-rah - 300 homers. Be my friend godmother?