Things are run the same way in Minneapolis as they are in Bentonville, it seems.

I keep telling myself that this is all a means to an end. Target is temporary, a pit stop to my career.

...okay, the Jack Daniel's helps, too! lol


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis