Tomorrow's my brother's birthday. He's celebrating with his friends tonight and with our family tomorrow, and now I'm starting to wonder if he's having his "real" fun ahead of time... just in case.

I've come across a bunch of stuff online about the tricks people want to pull, like leaving old clothes around town, with a pair of shoes matched to each "missing" person. As for the pet insurance, don't all dogs go to heaven? My cats might need to be taken care of, though.