I'm still banking on 12/21/2012. That date is more aesthetically pleasing to my eyes.

5/21/2011...nah, not so much.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis