I switched over only to watch the elimination, as I don't think I have the stomach to watch an entire episode anymore. After James' elimination last week, I've realized that this show has become a joke.

And Haley being eliminated last night was only slightly less ridiculous. Haley can sing circles around Scotty AND Lauren.

I could give a horse turd about who wins now (ironically, the competition has come down to a duel between two horse turds.)

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis