A Navy Seal walks into a bar and Orders a "Bin Laden."

Brtender says, what's that?

Seal says: "Two shots and a splash."

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."