what no THOR?

Nothing this summer really licks my stamps. I might check out CAPTAIN AMERICA or GREEN LANTERN only if the reviews are decent because really either this seasons' Cape offerings look weak or I'm burned out on them.

FAST FIVE was fun though, might be the best of that never-ending franchise. Stupid as hell with enough cliches to open up an Autozone as less "racing" and more an OCEAN's 11/ITALIAN JOB derivative heist flick, but good coherent (mostly) tense action scenes with real stuntdrivers and daredevil people instead of mindless CGI supplied by a fat asshole behind a laptop in Silicon Valley.

An amusing, trashy matinee diversion. How many series get better by part 5?

~I correct myself, I'll go see CARS 2 because it's Pixar. But jesus why did fucking CARS get a sequel and not say THE INCREDIBLES?