Sonny. Is it true that you guys have a Heineken museum? The shit I'd do to get in shouldn't even be repeated in an interrogation room.
Apparantly.
http://www.amsterdam.info/nl/musea/heineken-experience/But I think it's not that difficult for an American to get in though and I will tell you how.
First, buy a plane ticket, then come to the Netherlands (don't confuse it with Jerusalem or Belgium) then go to Amsterdam. When at the museum, buy a ticket and you're allowed in.