While recovering from St. Patrick's Day, I found something called the Irish Virus.

Now, it's not something you'll need penicillin shots for, as it's computer-related.

Being a rather low-tech person myself, I found it was definitely good for a laugh. See for yourselves:

Irish Virus

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."