Bree used to literally suck dick to get air time on Howard Stern. She tried desperately to win Howard's affection and Howard's wife even called in at one point, madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill. Just imagine what she'd do for Charlie Sheen. "I'd love to marry Charlie" is what she said. If she was my sister, I'd break into that house, drag her out by the hair, drive to Dr. Phil's and lock her in a basement with Dr. Phil.