Sheen wasted no time in responding. The man's statements are so bizaare, he needs to be committed and medicated immediately.

His statement, from earlier today:

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

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