Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette
You're a good sport Kly. Keeping that in mind. tongue

A man went to see a lawyer and asked what his least expensive fee was. The lawyer replied, “$50 for three questions.”

Stunned, the man asked, “Isn’t that a lot of money for three questions?”

“Yes,” the lawyer said. “What is your final question?

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TIS


A good one. I heard this one recently:

Q: What do you call a lawyer, who had to take the bar exam 7 times before passing?

A: Your Honor.