Anyway, we all know God isn't a Customer Service rep at Wal*Mart.... he's at Target, right?
Target was definitely instrumental in my change of beliefs. Any deity that can allow a place as tortuous as Target to exist is just cruel

In all seriousness, your definition of faith is correct, and to be honest, I envy those who can set their logic aside and believe in something such as God. I used to be one of those people, and I honestly wish I could still do that. Atheism does not come easy for me, I assure you.