I don't know, but God probably feels like the customer service rep at Walmart after answering ridiculous questions all day.

Give the guy a break. You'll all get your rebates and coupons so long as you're patient and don't act like you're entitled.

But seriously, can you imagine if it all really were as cut-and-dry or black-and-white as that? All the jackasses who'd be trying to book a 'room' at the Pearly Gates and ohh it would be somebody's ass if they don't get it on time or their little girl doesn't get a room with a window.