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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: thebarber]
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02/04/11 03:08 PM
02/04/11 03:08 PM
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Sicilian Babe
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Sorry, but thebarber has a point. If you didn't choose the knockout, you'd be crazy!! Did you not read that?? The other one was thick around the middle!!!!
When you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, the thickness of their middle is all that counts! Their loyalty, integrity, intelligence, sense of humor, all shit! What matters is their ability to dust and cook (the homemaking skills referred to in the original post) and their looks. THAT'S the criteria you gotta go with.
Personally, when I chose my husband, I made sure he had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of and other "assets", if you know what I mean, because after raising a family together, spending 50 or so years with one another, a tight ass is what counts.
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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#593132
02/04/11 03:14 PM
02/04/11 03:14 PM
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Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
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When you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, the thickness of their middle is all that counts! True, Babe. Also, you'll want to get a good look at her mother, to get an idea about how she'll age .
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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#593135
02/04/11 03:40 PM
02/04/11 03:40 PM
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fathersson
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Sorry, but thebarber has a point. If you didn't choose the knockout, you'd be crazy!! Did you not read that?? The other one was thick around the middle!!!!
When you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, the thickness of their middle is all that counts! Their loyalty, integrity, intelligence, sense of humor, all shit! What matters is their ability to dust and cook (the homemaking skills referred to in the original post) and their looks. THAT'S the criteria you gotta go with.
Personally, when I chose my husband, I made sure he had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of and other "assets", if you know what I mean, because after raising a family together, spending 50 or so years with one another, a tight ass is what counts. Hold on, I read that first part and was sure that it was Mr. Babe posting, Then it said husband and I said shit you had me fooled. SB, Spoken like a true guy! I will send out your man card this afternoon! By the way SB I am sure that everyone is wondering how that quarter bouncing ass is after all those years? read mt next post.....
ONLY gun owners have the POWER to PROTECT and PRESERVE our FREEDOM. "...it is their (the people's) right and duty to be at all times armed" - Thomas Jefferson, June 5, 1824
Everyone should read. "HOW TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD"
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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: klydon1]
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02/04/11 03:51 PM
02/04/11 03:51 PM
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Posts: 2,414 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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I would choose the one, whom I loved. The homemaking skills are of marginal consequence. I wouldn't worry about how her looks would be over the years. Also, I don't know what Carmela Soprano looks like. This is what Carmela Soprano (played by Edie Falco) looked like (think TIS's avatar): As far as my personal answer, you've pretty much said it all. Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
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"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#593148
02/04/11 04:15 PM
02/04/11 04:15 PM
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fathersson
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I'm sorry but thick around the middle isn't anything to worry about. I will take the women who I feel is the best match for me. Like two spoons that fit together.
If I have learned anything in this world, it is that looks aren't a top line item. Yes, maybe when you a young and dumb. You need the looks to make you feel like you have something special. Look what I can get , isn't she hot......and most time Dump after a while!
I have had them and I have tired of them really fast. Give me that lady who knows how to communicate, One who can talk to you for hours about almost anything, is nice to all others and not all about herself. The one is isn't afraid to get her hands dirty or can be in the background without worry that she isn't out front. I'll take the one that is happy with herself and shares what she has with me.
I'll take the gal that can make me feel special with just a few simple words in the morning, that special look at night or a touch of her hand. One who would rather hold your hand or hold your arm when you are next to each other, rather then showing the other women what she has or what she has been wearing. That is right I will take the thick in the middle one, the one with common sense, a gal who doesn't mind the housework because she knows that it builds a happy home for both of you. Hell, if it is one thing I do know that no one grows old without flaws. At the funeral home you can tell the lucky ones, You will see that the they were happy for years. And they seem to be those matched spoons. Together for so long, and have gone together for so many years that they become almost one person. And when one goes it is almost like losing a part of themselves. Yes, that the one for me. I'll take a spoon, even if she is thick around the middle.
Last edited by fathersson; 02/04/11 09:35 PM.
ONLY gun owners have the POWER to PROTECT and PRESERVE our FREEDOM. "...it is their (the people's) right and duty to be at all times armed" - Thomas Jefferson, June 5, 1824
Everyone should read. "HOW TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD"
CAUTION: This Post has not been approved by Don Cardi.
You really don't expect people to believe your shit do you?
Read: "The Daily Apple"- Telling America and the Gangster BB like it really is!
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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#593223
02/05/11 12:36 PM
02/05/11 12:36 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Sorry, but thebarber has a point. If you didn't choose the knockout, you'd be crazy!! Did you not read that?? The other one was thick around the middle!!!!
When you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, the thickness of their middle is all that counts! Their loyalty, integrity, intelligence, sense of humor, all shit! What matters is their ability to dust and cook (the homemaking skills referred to in the original post) and their looks. THAT'S the criteria you gotta go with.
Personally, when I chose my husband, I made sure he had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of and other "assets", if you know what I mean, because after raising a family together, spending 50 or so years with one another, a tight ass is what counts. Ha ha ha ha!!!! Great post SB! You should go with the one you love. Just make sure that you are not thinking with the "other" brain when you make the decision. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Survey !!!
[Re: thebarber]
#593256
02/05/11 05:16 PM
02/05/11 05:16 PM
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Posts: 31,286 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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Ok so far the only vote for # 1 is sicilian B every1 else is for # 2 ??. Uh, SB's reply I think was a bit sarcastic. Read it again.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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