Sorry, but thebarber has a point. If you didn't choose the knockout, you'd be crazy!! Did you not read that?? The other one was thick around the middle!!!!

When you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, the thickness of their middle is all that counts! Their loyalty, integrity, intelligence, sense of humor, all shit! What matters is their ability to dust and cook (the homemaking skills referred to in the original post) and their looks. THAT'S the criteria you gotta go with.

Personally, when I chose my husband, I made sure he had an ass you could bounce a quarter off of and other "assets", if you know what I mean, because after raising a family together, spending 50 or so years with one another, a tight ass is what counts.