The Super Bowl is the most overhyped event in history, and more often than not the game is not all that great. Also, it takes about 9 hours to play the stupid thing with the expanded halftime and the thousands of commercials.

You can make a good drinking game out of it, however. Everytime a receiver barely misses a catch the announcer will
say "You've got to make those tough catches if you want to beat this defense." Take a drink every time that is said and you'll be toast by the 3rd period.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."