I'm not sure I can cope with you anymore, Hagan. You are far too enigmatic now. Schizophrenic, perhaps?

Basically, what do you care about how someone else gets a nut off (first and foremost) or how queers feel about one another? Choose to be gay? Are you insane? Can you imagine the isolation a young man, pre-teen, maybe, feels when he sees a boy in the locker room and wants to kiss him, while all those around him make it very clear that it is despicable? And he can't help it? Who would choose to be a social outcast?

Man, I don't care who is gay, who is black, who is Chinese, who is short...fuck, I have enough to worry about. So long as you are affable, I don't care if you're ALL of the preceding four things, sucking off every man from here to Kansas City. Enjoy yourself, I say.