I'm against legalizing marijuana -- we have enough lazy assholes in this country as it is. Now they'd have a legal excuse!
Legalize cocaine or speed instead! We'd never sleep, so we could be more productive!
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
