Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate (and even those who don't...geez, lighten up folks, no need to get all defensive tongue ) I hope everyone has a happy and joyous (and SAFE) holiday season!

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis