Originally Posted By: Yogi Barrabbas
Rice Krispies, a banana and a blueberry muffin!

The muffin will make you go. The banana will stop you up.

To me, that's a waste. But you have to understand, Italian men are only truly content while we're sitting on the bowl.


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