I dunno, Sonny, looks like he's trying to sell a lot of stuff...

Here in the US, our History Channel and Public Broadcasting Service have produced many thoughtful documentaries on the events of 11/22/63, but none came to a definitive conclusion.

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.