Haha...most of those are hilarious..especially I'm not the best looking guy in the world but I'm the only one talking to you. I think I've actually heard that one.

Uh, oh. My parents met at this place. Let's get the hell out of here.

That dress looks good on you. As a matter of fact, so would I.

There are 265 bones in the human body. Want one more?
Hey baby, there's a party in my pants and you're invited.

I've been a bad boy/girl. So spank me.
Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.