Originally posted by Beth E:
Okay...against my better judgement, but here goes:
Are you free tonight..or will it cost me.
Here's a quarter, call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours.
Woman: Do you have the time? Man: Do you have the energy?
Baby I'm an American Express Card. You shouldn't go home without me.
Excuse me maam..is that dress felt? Would you like it to be.
Do you know what looks good on you? Me.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Want to do lunch?
Hi I'm milk. I'll go your body good.
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? So I'll know what to make you in the morning.
Hey baby, let's play house. You can be the door, and I'll slam you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
All for now!
Hey Beth, do we know each other, cause those are all my best lines?
Oh well, they never seemed to work out so well for me anyway. However there are still a few more that I will share in the hopes that SC may be able to use them on his trip to AC on Sunday. Feel free to use any as you see best SC
... hopefully you will have more success with them than I ever did
... so against my better judgment also ...
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
You with all those curves, and me with no brakes !!!
Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Can I?
Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart so I could ride you all day for a quarter
If you have lost your virginity, can i have the box it came in?
If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!
If we were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?
There are others, much funnier and a bit nasty, but with what appears to be the average age of the male posters here recently just barely able to shave, I think I will need to refrain from posting them for fear of legal persecution.
