"shouldn't ought to" (Hell, if ya explain them, they lose something).

Thanx, BDD, I never heard that one before.

Beth - I hadn't heard that one (U & I) before, either.

How about some of these classics -

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back