uuuugh... my grandpa still does that..

I just start hopping around and cry like I've been dumped by the hottest guy in the world. Stubbing your toe and paper cuts royally suck, because they seem so small, but hurt so much. Biting your tongue accidentally ain't no joyride either.

You must have hit your toe really hard, Uzi. Try next time, not to walk so fast into a doorway... take cautious steps. If you learned to do a handstand and walk that way, it would be best.