Nothing about Michael Jackson bothers me. Sure, if I saw, on videotape, that he is rear-ending 10-year-old disadvantaged kids, I would like to see him shot. But I really believe he isn't having sexual encounters with these kids. He has simply lost his mind. And that's OK...it happens.

The plastic surgery? Doesn't bother me.
Lying about it? Doesn't bother me.
White skin? Doesn't bother me.
Neverland? Doesn't bother me.

He is just a VERY interesting human being. And I like that. Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, the cast of "Friends," Christina Aguilera....oh, just fuck them. They're fucking boring.


FTW