Facebook went down this afternoon! Thousands jump out of windows, millions take to the streets. Faux News reports THIS IS OBAMA'S FAULT!

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."