Hey everyone, today you are treated to a brand spankin' new Senate article by me. Sorry, but no second opinion piece for this week like I promised. Apparently, one writer can't have two opinion pieces printed in the paper in the same week, so the extra one I turned in will get printed either Monday or Tuesday. It is a very good one, and I will update you when it becomes available. In the meantime, read the Senate piece, which deals with 5,200 butts, as well as a bunch of gay people.
To read it, go to either the Daily 49er\'s website or my website .

Until next week!


"Opinions are like buttholes...everyone has one and they all stink."
Howard Stern, circa 1986