Stupidity isn't confined to criminals in my adopted home town:
Yesterday's local paper carried an ad for a "painless" dental practice. Their motto: "We cater to cowards." I suppose that, if I were one of their patients and wanted to avoid ridicule, I'd have to wear a paper bag over my head before entering their office.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
I suppose that, if I were one of their patients and wanted to avoid ridicule, I'd have to wear a paper bag over my head before entering their office. 
