Well folks, due to some miscommunication and staff confusion, my latest article was delayed for about three weeks, but finally it is up and posted! As always, you can find it at the Summer 49er website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/summer/opinion/v10n131-weird.shtml ) or at my personal website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/NewsOfTheWeird.html ). It's a funny one, and I think you'll all get a kick out of it! Enjoy, and until next time, take care.