You're right. I am insanely jealous of Larry King. Larry King, who requires validation so badly that he's been married eight times and engaged nine, a man so shallow and fickle that he boasted that his current wife is the only one who lasted to a double digit anniversary, and then filed for divorce, and then changed his mind, a man so self-centered that he never bothered meeting his own son and namesake for over 30 years.
