Groan.....we can do better....I know we can!
This is so over-used!
Get Fredo in here, he can come up with something better then this!
He isn't as dumb as he looks....
Obama - Is there anything you can tell me about this oil spill?
Hllary - I ran into the Iranian ambassador at the U.N. He said you were being tough on the negotiations and there would be something in it for me if I could help.
Obama - And you believed that story?
Hillary - He said there'd be something in it for me on my own.
Obama - I've always taken care of you.
Hillary - Taken care of me? You were a junior senator and I was passed over. Did you ever think about that? DId you ever once think about that?
Obama - Thats the way the electorate wanted it.
Hillary - Its not the way I wanted it! Send Hillary to meet some tin horn at the airport. Send Hillary to some mickey mouse country someplace. I can handle things. I'm not dumb like everyone says, I'm smaht and I want respect.
Obama - Is there anything else you can tell me about this oil spill?
Hillary - The president of BP? He belongs to Mitch McConnell.
