Oh come on, isn't President Palin an appetizing thought?
I'd rather shave my head with a cheese grater, while watching two of our more conservative board members engaged in a homosexual erotic act.
Be sure to use a shiny new cheese grater. An older one might be duller & cause more skin damage.
As for the other thing...I'm sure you'll find somebody out there willing to comply as long as they get to watch you in turn shaving that head.
