Reminds me of a joke from the Sixties: Woman walks into her beauty salon and tells the hairdresser she wants the "Barbara Streisand look." The hairdresser hits her across the nose with a hairbrush.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
