Also, what's wrong with praying? Pray hard enough and live a good enough virtuous life, your existence will be extended.
Imagine if there were religious dentists. Without the novacaine or plyers and not as big dental bills, it would be just as effective and wouldn't take as long. Bless away those cavities!
You first!
I'll go first!!!!
Drill baby drill!
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