"You all know Joey Zasa. He is, I admit an important man. His picture is on Facebook. He gets the Daily Beast's award for best dresed gangster. The bloggers praise him because he hires blacks into his family which shows he has a good heart. He is famous. Who knows? Maybe one day he'll make all of you popular."


"It's true. I make more of a bella figura, that is my nature. But I also want to move into legitimate enterprises. I'd like to get a little e mail from the pope. Sure I take blacks and spanish into my family cause that's the American way."

"And you guarantee they don't put spam into the AOL accounts in the neighborhoods."

"I dont guarantee that. I guarantee I'll put viruses into the computers of anybody who does."