Ode To SaladBar:
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SaladBar, why so mean?
You know my words
Are kitchen-clean

I like tits
And I like you

So why you make me feel like poo?
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I have CLASS for only three women...my lady, my mom and my sister. Two of them are, thankfully, out of the sex ring, so I need only devote energies to being a man's man for one woman.

I have no reason to woo anyone else. I am a faithful, stand-up man.