I have to say, all of the men on the board are very timid and polite. It's actually inspiring for me. But confusing. Why does no one have the nuts to come right out and say that they want to strip Dolce to bare tits and suck honey off her nipples? Is that "over the top"? If so, why? Why can we not simply express how we feel? I hear "hot" and "gorgeous" and "WOW." That's not good enough. If you want to see Dolce naked, let everyone know. Do you think she wouldn't appreciate that? Be insulted? Ha! Dolce would love it.

But I have seen her naked already, during a town meeting.

However, I believe SaladBar is a knock out, as is Capacino and Pasta Punk, and yes, I want to see them naked, all in the same room, if possible. Because I am a young man and love women absolutely and with vigor. Just naked and smiling and barking my name. So I'm a villain...whatcha gonna do?

NAKED NAKED NAKED

Skin tight.

Rock and roll.


FTW