SaladBar and Capacino, please do not be frightened. I shall not, I repeat, shall not, lay down with nor coerce CamDon into anal sex. My door swings ONE way, swinging with gusto in one direction, in fact.

But I still appreciate homoeroticism. I appreciate anything beyond the banal.

And plus, it is too late to retract your compliments regarding my looks. I have absorbed and enjoyed them, and I will not give them back. You will have to settle for believing a madman is handsome.

Anthony Lombardi...don't worry about how old or young or fat you look. Because guess what? Nearly all of us get fat, and EVERYONE (barring premature death) gets old. I say, enjoy being 16 while it lasts, because once you hit 18, life flies by fast fast fast.