I hate it when people use "y'know?" to open and close every sentence. Michelle Obama did that on TV the other day in an interview on her issue, child obesity. Made her sound like a gum-snapper.

Another annoying one is, "It is what it is," which is a euphemism for "I can't be bothered to explain that."

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.